03 February 2009

michael phelps

   i know tons of you readers think that Phelps is a total bum, because he smoked pot.  but i think the opposite! just think, he can win eight gold medals and beat several world records while doing drugs! i am not EVER going to do drugs, so i will have an advantage. (if you get that) 
   I was talking to some of my friends about how i am going to beat Micheal Phelps, and someone ( who shall remain unnamed and alive even though that will be hard for me) doubted that i could do it. they also doubt that Jesiah ( a guy at school ) can get to the NHL, or that my very smart friend, Rae, can cure cancer. but we established that when he grows up, he Will be a homeless bum. I find it sad that he Will never get to see me on the podium since he won't be able to afford cable.
   I take my goals serously, the next person to say i can't do anything i set out to, will be thrased to peices with my ninja mind powers!


mejaka said...

Jill, friend here of your Mom's, hope it's okay for an old lady to comment. I just wanted to say I don't know peanuts about swimming, but I know writing and you're brilliant at it.

soleil said...

aaaaaaaaaahhH YET AGAIN YOUR ninja jill powers have HALLUCINATED me to LOVING You to BITS!!!

Jill you are soo hillarious- and I love it- because you are just the way you are- and I find you absolutely histartically entertaining- yet so personable.

You are my autruchism of life.